2012 = 22

apekahhhh...malam td cite punya cite..tertibe kuar issue umo...
aq pon x pk sgt sal ape kan nak bising2 sal umo...
tertibe iqin say something that struck my heart...sentap mak gajah oiii...

Iqin: "wey da, sedar x...sekarang nie 2012...kite dah tua la..."
aq: "mende ko nie..tua2...aq muda lagi la...x faham ape ko nak sampaikan???"
Iqin: "wey..kite dah masok 22 la tahun nie..faham xxx????"
aq: "my God..shit x prasan..hukhukhuk...biar betik..aq dah tuaaaa laaaa...."

conclusion nyer..mase detik tahun baru seriously mmg x pk langsung sal umo meningkat...aq ingat aq selama-lamanya umo 15 tahun..kihkihkih...awet muda la katakan....bila Iqin point out sal mende tuh...mmg aq xle nak lupa la...sedeyhh weyyy...mmg la x official lagi sbb befday x sampai lagi but kalau ikut tahun dah masok la kiranya...

lagi 2 tahun grade dah...pastu masok alam pekerjaan..kalau ade rezki ade orang nak minang haqu...masok alam perkahwinan dah...urghhhhhh,,,,,pastu masok alam ibu bapa...uweekkkkk....x sanggup haqu memikirkan masa depan....nak balek la g tahun 2007..umo muda remaja jer time tue..oh seventeen....please come back to cik wewen....

Time goes by so quick without we ever realize it....

unconsciously reminiscent back the old days...

asking the brain to replay all the memories..

haih...

accidentally poetic...

surviving the terror

criticizing the mirror

harmonizing the error

let thy soul sparks

though ain't tough as the barks

say it breaks

say it cracks

dry....

wry....

cry....

please..

oh bliss..

untangle.

ps: I pray to thy Lord of all creatures...Allah the sustainer..

let not my heart shattered into a vast foul of woe.

treasure hunt & baling selipar

alkisahhhhhnyerrrrr....today is a celebration of Benl family day..for those who don't know what is Benl stand for..its is actually stand for - bachelor of English language & literature- in short we are an english major...

so at first we were just registered for the treasure hunt game...since I thought its gonna be awesome...

yup its is overly awesome and tiring and guess what, they make us go around all buildings in Uia..so we've been running like crazy to all checkpoints that was located at all different buildings that resembles all courses..seriously..they should change the name of the game to explore race..that one suits the game better...we was the fastest to finish all task..except when we were stuck at the kaed checkpoint to solve Sudoku...hell yeah..it was so difficult..we couldn't finish it at the duration of 5 minutes..so we were given penalty to waits 10 minutes before we can continue running to the next checkpoint..everything runs smoothly without we realizing that the piece of puzzle was the clue to the final checkpoint..we were so stupid for thinking like ohh we just have to head back to where we start...the worst of all is when we finally realized that the last checkpoint was located at nusaibah's killing stairs...gosh..after running like crazy and then we have to climbs up the stairs...wooohhhhhhh...its was so so so hard..I'm suffering A LOT FOR IT...but get NOTHING in return..so we just got FOURTH PLACE PEEPS....I was so disappointed..so finish with treasure hunt story..

those pic above was after we finish the treasure hunt...we've got our faces turn red..so damn tiring...

we can't even smile ( I mean really smile to the fullest) due to being exhausted...

after that..believe it or not we then registered for baling selipar game..haha, x padan ngan penat..pinggang nak patah sume..we're just thinking that ala..we can do better this time...konon nak tebus balik kekalahan kat tresure hunt tuhh...so we play 3 game..one game 3 set..altogether we played 9 SET OKEYYHHH....aq mase first..sumpah blurred since it was my first time playing that game..even after all the instruction and rules briefing..I still can't get it..so the first game was my trial...we didn't do better...and I regret it..the second game was great...the third was quite okey la...but we couldn't make it to the final...so we LOSE AGAIN!!!

I can say that I was disappointed for the 2nd time...sobsobsobsob...again ,we only gain the tiredness and exhaustedness...wooooooo..we are so loser today...

overall..alaaaaaaa...even though we din't win anything...well its not easy to gather with friends..so this is the moment that I will remember having fun with friends and to get close with some of friends that before this I never greet or talk to...okey la kan...duit terbang byk la jugak, still I'm so HAPPY..( broken inside a lil bit)..

p/s:next time..I mean next Benl family day we MUST WIN..hahhaahahaha..ada unsur2 ketidakpuashatian sdikit....

.......the end.....

lesbo lagi...lagi2 drg..haih..

nak cite sal lesbo..yelah latest  sal drg...
kalau ingat lagi aq ada mentioned sal anak drg(hamster) name uncit..
sekarang nie uncit tue dah beranak...ada enam ekor lak tue..
waduh2...subur bangat dong.....wakakakaka
satu pagi..semalam..bising giler ar..aq ingat bumble bee serang drg..
[sebab mlm sebelum tue aq kne serang ngan 2 ekor homeless bumble bee]
time aq tgh tdo..sbb semalaman bt asgmnt kirenyer aq br nak terlelap...
bising giler2 ar..sakit hati jiwa jantung paru2 and suma organ2 aq..
cam nak g lempang jer..suke sgt buat bising..
aq dah dok kat bilik nie 3 semester kuuttt..x pernah lagi buat bising..
yelah aq nie sgt la baik and hormat org..hhahahaahahaha [ade sifat perasan ya d situ]
tapi itulah kebenarannya..hahahha,,pendiam la sgt2 kan..sbb xde geng...
nak dijadikan cerita malam tadi aq jd zombie lg sbb nak siap kan jgk term paper tuh..
sbb pagi td dah due date..mmg aq x tdo lgsg...passstuuuuuu...
pagi td bising lagi....adeyyy mencabar kesabaran tul la....
aq seperti yang aq cakap td aq sngt penyabar..so smpn jerlah sakit ati tue...
rupanya bising2 memekak pepagi bute sbb uncit tue..anak uncit dah mati 4 ekor..
haiihhh...lepas tue drg nak buang la baby yg da mati tuh..
boleh pulak dia cakap~~~~"uncit cam meroyan jer kalau x tgk anak die"'
sengallllll tahap kebongokan teramat..boleh plak hamster meroyan ye???
cantaik betul...pastu sampai la skrg bising giler cakap kuat2 cam kat umah sendiri jer..
skrg nie org nak exam agak2 aarrrrrrrrr......x reti bahasa langsung.....

lesbo part III

well dah lme x dgr pasangan bhagia nie bwat bunyik2..hehe..
but..baru2 nie..hari rabu baru2 nie..as usual..aq tdo sbb aq sakit kpale-migrain yg x bek2 tue..
but then..tetibe jer aq tersedar sbb ade bunyi2 bising..aq terdengar pasangan bhgia tue  gelak kuat gile.
br blek dari klas..happy jer drg nie..tetibe aq tension..yelah..agak2 ar kalau nak buat bising..
org sakit tgh tdo kooottttt...hormat la skit...nasib bek aq waras lagi..kalau x..dah mampos aq blasah.. =P

 pastu aq dgr cik ayg tue cam memaki hamun..but ntah sape yg die maki..
ayg: BODOH!!!BAHALOL,BANGANG..DAH MMG BAHALOL.. ~~~~~
       (aq masih mamai so aq x jelas sgt pa yg dia ckp pastu...)
cik roommate aq lak..amboi2..gelak cam x ingat dunia dah...ntah sape la yg drg kutuk2 tue..
aq pon pnt dgr..aq bgun la duduk..lgpon jap lagi nak g pasar malam...
tetibe drg senyap ~~~~~~~~ pelik la pulok kan..i wonder....
pastu...suddenly ~~~~~

my roommate: hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahhaa......( gelak suke yg teramat)

cik ayang:  hmmm...eee geli arrrrrrr....hmmmm...

pastu senyap agi....( aq pon fkr maybe drg men geletek2 la kan)
pastu ~~~~~~

my roommate: sedap ea???? ( tone dia mang xle blah..meremang aq)

cik ayang:  hmmmmm..sedap... ( bunyi cam org puas)

sure2 la aq terkejut..terus terang benderang mata aq..x ngantuk dah...terlupe kjap yg aq tgh migrain...
masyaalah...Allah jelah yg tahu pe drg buat...aq malas ar nak sergah atau g tanye...nanti drg ckp aq penyebok la pulak kan....

lesbo part ^2

so far so good..ramai org tanye aq sal perkembangan drg..haih jadi famous la pulak
dorg berdua nie..hehe secara tidak langsung la anyway pasangan nie mmg tgh bahagia
sekarang..yelah kan..da xde dah aq dgr gaduh2 nie..alhamdulillah...selamat telinga aq..
hahahahahaha..... :p

stakat nie apa yg aq x puas hati kan....si ayg tue mcm xde bilik jer ah...why?????
bila dia ade jer kan...mesti bising..cakap pon mcm la spuluh batu jauhnya...dgn rengekan manja2
tue...plezzz la..fed up aq..dahlah tumpang bilik org..buat bising pulak..kalau ko bising2 study xpe gak..
yg peliknyer...even though roommate aq xde..dia still kat ctu gak..terutamanya time weekend la...
roommate aq balik kot..tapi dia jadi penunggu setia kat sini...cam homeless pon ade...
kadang2 aq prasan gak, kalau roommate aq g klaz..dia dok jer kat bilik tggu si dia balik(cam bini tggu suami balik keje jer)..hurm..haish..so i was thinking that'' dia ni dak uia ke x? cam xde klas jer? pelik aq....

bila fikir balik..ermmm x kesah la..malas nak pduli...yg pntg aq x ske dgr sora ko yg manja2 tue..
and buat aq susah nak tdo bila ko buat bising..at least ko g bilik org len..hormat la skit kan..
faham2 la kalau nak cakap tue biar la bagi slow skit..aq yg pekak2 nie pon xla cakap camtu ngan
kawan2 aq...prob tul...

harap2 sem depan x jumpa dah manusia2 camni lagi..taubat aq d buat nya....

lesbo!!

to be honest..im fed up with all the scene2 air mata by d pasangan lesbo kat bilik aku nie..
ko nak buat bende2 x bagus nie..agak2 ar,,ni uia kot...pusat pengajian islam..diri sndri pon da name islam..
asal nak confius2 kan diri ngan masalah feeling2 nie..dah ko pompuan..ikut jer la fitrah ko..
nie nak juga suke kaum sejenis...ikut klas fardu ain sume tue..tapi x imply kat diri sendiri...susah betul ar org camni..kalau da ye pon nak kapel2 nie ngan pompuan..boleh x korg jgn buat tlinga aku sakit...dgr kate2 korg yg menggelikan telinga gue...btw..asyik2 gaduh..kalau x buat bunyi2 pelik yg membuat kan aq meremang...
alkisah semuanya bermula pada suatu hari;

1.first time aq dpt taw.....
-masa tue sem lepas.time tue aq tgh demam teruk giler2 ar...nak ilangkan bosan..aq pasang ar lagu kuat2..nad at the same time men game..
suddenly'''''

~~~~aq dgr bunyi slow2 jer cam org tgh buat projek...~~~~
aq pon buat cam xnak amik pduli ar..xnak la buat tuduhan x berasas kat sape2 kan..
pastu tetibe azan berkumandang~~~~~
aq pon pause-kan la lagu2 tue..nak hormat seruan azan...
lepas tue jelas giler ar bunyi pelik tue..aq da naik bulu roma..yelah..x sangka la ada org nak buat camtue..
bile abis jer azan..aqq pasang balik lagu..pastu aq prasan..bila aq pasang muzik kuat2..mula la drg buat bunyi kuat2....bile aq kecil kan sound..drg buat perlahan kan bunyi2 tue...
dah la time tue aq demam..x pasal2 jadi berpeluh aq....

2.one day...last sem jugak...
-aq sorg lagi kat bilik time tue...mcm besa r, pasangan tue berbual mesra
tiba - tiba :
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`
my roommate: BODOH!!!!!kalau uncit jatuh kang..sape yg susah..
                      (uncit merujuk kpd hamster peliharaan drg a.k.a anak drg)
                ayg:  ayg x sengaja ler...
      roommate:  nasib bek x jatuh....~~~~dot dot dot~~~~
                ayg:  kalau yer pon..itu bukan alasan u panggil ayg bodoh taw!!!
                        (da start nangis da..kuat giler ar)
      roommate:  ala..yang..sori sgt2...i x sengaje...dah lah...
                        (dia pon nangis jugak-nak pujuk ayg die)
                ayg:  dah lah!!!! ayg x sangka u sanggup panggil ayg bodoh!!!sampai ati u...
                         ayg nak balik ar kalau camni..dok sini pon,org pggil bodoh gak kan..
       roommate:  ayg dah lah....sori sgt2....(sambil teresak2)
ayg tue dah hentak2 brg dah....tetibe jer aq dgr pompuan bernama ayg tue hentak pintu bilik....
sambung pulak gaduh kat luar....
                ayg:   trima kasih jer la...sebab pggil ayg bodoh...(pastu dia blah..)
punya la hebat drama tue...spanjang mlm room mate aq dok call dia(ayg) tuk minta maaf...nangis x henti2..
3 hari tue..roommate aq senyap jer...

3.latest...br jer tadi...hari nie ler..
tetibe~~~~~~
ala..u amik la pzza nie(ayg)
xnak u bg la kat org laen(roomate)
~~pelik nyer..sora drg cam org tgh nangis~~~
tapi aq dgr x jelas sgt..tetibe jer aq dgr perkataan 'BREAK UP'...
wooaahhhh...suasana da makin tegang nampak nya...
lepas tue..scene air mata start lagi....adegan pujuk memujuk plus hentak2 brg...
pastu...dia(ayg tue ler)nak balik lagi...
dia kuar bilik...pastu dia ckp~~~~`
U XNAK PIZZA NI KAN..........!!!!
(dia pegi buang kat tong sampah..kuat giler bunyi pintu tong sampah dia hentak...
scarrrryyyyyy  giilllererrrer arrrrr.....

the end....
penat aq dgr drg gaduh2.....haish....da nasebbbb....

                              
                                ikut la fitrah yg d tentukan tuhan..pompuan mmg d takdir kan
                                 berpasangan dgn lelaki..bukan sebaliknya....wallahualam....